Welcome to HowToPassAnEssay.com
Passing an essay really is fill-in-the-blank easy.
If your goal is to PASS the essay, you are in good company. One of the first questions I ask my classroom and tutoring students is “Why are you here?” I basically want to know what you’re trying to accomplish, so we can reach THAT goal together. In a large classroom group, the question really helps everyone relax, too. …because most everyone has the same answer.
- It’s a required class.
- I have to pass the essay (test/exam) to graduate.
- I have to write an essay for class, for the GED test, for the Regents exam, for the ECE (English Competency Exam), etc.
- The vast majority of my students answer “Why are you here?” with various forms of “…because I have to be.”
That’s okay. I wouldn’t have taken Biology either if it weren’t required. I understand. Not everyone wants to major in English. Not everyone enjoys reading or writing.
What if I don’t like reading and writing? What if I really hate it?
It’s okay if you don’t like to read and write. I won’t kid you or tell you that you won’t have to read or write at all to pass an essay. Truly, the only way to learn to write…is to write. You don’t, however, have to read tons of boring novels, write every day, or even write a lot to PASS an essay. That is the goal, right? You’re doing what you have to do to pass an essay.
The really good news is that I can walk you through how to write and pass an essay with fill-in-the-blank ease. Seriously, it really is that easy. Fill in the blanks one piece at a time, and the essay will appear ONE PIECE AT A TIME.
Do I have to read a long book to learn how to pass an essay?
Because most folks do NOT want to be English majors or READ how to pass an essay, we’ll fill in the blanks with several visuals/infographics – so you can SEE exactly what to put where.
One-on-one/face-to-face teaching and tutoring is most effective for folks who don’t like to learn by reading. Seriously, if you wanted to learn how to write an essay, write outstanding essays, or creatively boost your essays, you’d be reading a traditional book right now.
Even the pdf ebook that I offer is FULL of links to videos walking you through each blank and step. The main reason I offer a pdf ebook rather than a traditionally bound paper version is SO you can click the links for the multimedia resources. It’s a pretty safe bet that you’d rather watch the videos explaining all this rather than read about it, right?
What does HowToPassAnEssay.com offer that will actually help me pass an essay?
The pdf ebook is an awesome “container” for how to pass an essay. It’s portable, so you can keep a copy on your computer (Mac or PC), laptop, tablet/iPad, iPhone, or any other smart phone or device capable of using the free Adobe Acrobat Reader. As long as you have an internet connection, the links in the ebook will take you to the online resources (videos, examples, etc.)
I’ve included ALL the blanks in the ebook and the video lessons that come in the How to Pass an Essay package.
Free Mini-Course on Writing an Essay by Filling in the Blanks
If you want to test the waters and see if we’re a good fit, fill in the email opt-in information for a free mini-course on Writing an Essay by Filling in the Blanks. The mini-course includes the core information from How to Pass an Essay on filling in those blanks and getting the entire essay written. Truly, if your grammar and revision skills are sharp, the free mini course may be all you need.
At the very least, you can see exactly how the How to Pass an Essay package begins and if you and I are a good fit. I’m a big believer that “connecting” with a teacher – and how he or she teaches – can make all the difference in the world.
If the free mini course on Writing an Essay by Filling in the Blanks works for you and helps you get it all on paper, do the happy dance of joy. The majority of your essay is done. Ask a teacher, friend, or family member who’s good at English to “check” your paper. Writing the essay is the majority of the work, but if your grammar isn’t as good as your content, you’re still not going to pass.
How to Pass an Essay – Full Blown Package
If the free mini course isn’t quite enough, you still need help getting it all down on paper, or grammar errors are still preventing you from passing the essay, dive into the full blown How to Pass an Essay package. It offers even more examples to walk you through the essay writing structure and organization with more prompts to pull the words out of you and on to the paper. THEN, it fills in more of the blanks with lessons, quick tips, and checklists for the grammar and revision steps to walk you through PASSING the essay.
The free mini course can help you write the essay. The full package helps you write the essay and fill in the remainin blanks/tweak it to a point that it can pass.
Again, the videos are a huge part of how we walk you through filling in all the blanks. In addition to the ebook, the images/pictures, and practice exercises, the videos are as close to face-to-face instruction as we can get with the package. It’s designed for you to learn at your own pace and during hours that are convenient for you.
Buy Me By The Hour
If you don’t have anyone to “check,” “grade,” or “mark” your essays and help you revise them, we do offer one-on-one/face-to-face tutoring on a limited basis through Skype video calls or Google+ Hangouts. Yes, you can buy me by the hour. (Feel free to laugh at that. Words CAN be fun and funny, but don’t be ugly with a smart remark. )
Seriously, if you need one-on-one tutoring, you can purchase blocks of time and contact me about an appropriate time to schedule an online video session.
….BUT TRY THE mini course and the How to Pass an Essay package first! It may be all you need and save you the cost of all those tutoring sessions…with me or a live tutor.
Besides, you can always come back to HowToPassAnEssay.com when you need us. When you reach the next levels, beyond passing the essay, and onto specific essays (persuasive, argumentative, compare/contrast, descriptive, etc.) or even long research papers, come back and see me. We’ll walk through filling in those blanks, too.